Things I learned from Law and Order: SVU

Benson can't help you if you keep protecting the real criminal.

Homeless crack maniacs NEVER commit sex crimes.

Wealthy Wall Street financial wizards ALWAYS commit sex crimes...
...unless their long-suffering wives did...
...or their prodigal sons from a previous marriage.

If it's a high-profile news story today, it will be an episode of SVU tomorrow.

It's totally legal for Stabler to punch suspects in the face.

All foreign female college students are pretending to be virgins for the benefit of the traditional, hotheaded fathers who are going to kill them.

Fin has a PhD in teen street slang. Only he can talk to the teen suspect framed for the beloved city councilman's crimes.

Trust John Munch's paranoia.

Sometimes you have to walk through a lot of doorways to catch a child rapist.