Noah is not your boyfriend. He's always blowing you off to watch Go, Diego, Go! with the guys (as shown at left. Look at how annoyed he is that you showed up anyway.) When you try to kiss him, he says "no kit." When you bring up the topic of commitment, he says "go bye."
He does have most of the vocabulary necessary to be in a fraternity:
Pi-tAH = "Let's order a pizza."
a-MOH? = "Where's the remote?" (also: Obadeuw = "Over there.")
Neem = "What's your name, baby?"
Gub-UH = "I need a drink."
Pani = "Panties."
If he keeps referring to breasts as "Noni," he's going to have a very lonely adolescence.
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