Finishing the Hat Month

How was Finishing the Hat Fortnight, you ask?

• A Small Hat of Vegetable Origin was completed. It fit (just). It was given for a Birthday. I am Pleased.
• I saved thousands of dollars bought more yarn.
• I started a scarf for meee!
• I still have a project on the needles that must be completed in the next two weeks, and a matching one that is still just a twinkle in my eye that also must be completed by then.
• I have a strong desire to abandon those projects because they are boring and slow, but I'm not supposed to buy any more yarn and I can't think of anything appropriate.
  
• I still want more yarn, even though my stash has developed its own bylaws and belief system.